Why are Miracle Mike and his dog, Bionic, being chased by many evil laser beam shooting cupcakes and two giant layer cake mother ships? Because we're straight lunatic fools? Well, maybe, but with a few brains cells remaining we managed to craft Space Cake double IPA, utilizing citrusy Mosaic hops and an immaculate West Coast style malt backbone. Dude... Chill out. Enjoy some Space Cake.
When three duck-billed platypi hit the big time, there’s no chance these rough and tumble pals will just sit around and count stacks. These are the times to live lavishly and get acquainted with newfound class companions, regardless of dress codes or worn out welcomes. There really is nothing like raising a glass and rubbing elbows with the upper crust.
(What is the deal with Clown Shoes Beer and party crashers, anyway? We’re still working through that one, but at least this soirée lacks zombies, werewolves, and litigious vendettas. Less knee pads and wooden stakes, more emphasis on keeping that flamboyant fur coat pulled tight around your mid-section.)
Cashed Up Bogan is our Australian Sparkling ode to the hard-working Aussies who strike it big. Hopped to the nines with Ella and Summer (two hop varieties that got their start Down Under), lush floral aromas and flavors of melon and apricot supplement this Double IPA’s resplendent base of sweet malt flavors.
Defender of the intergalactic downtrodden, conqueror of bad beers and long-winded evildoers, Galactica soars with ease from one star system to the next. Her dual-hop staff disperses justice, freedom, and intense hop flavor. Dry hopped with Galaxy Hops, this Double IPA balances a hop profile of light bitterness and notes of tropical fruit, citrus, and pine with a clean malt backbone.
Grimm isn’t who you think he is. Well, yes, he reaps. But there’s more to him than that. He’s got layers. He seems cut-and-dry, black-and-white, but that’s a façade. He’s an audiophile, a devotee of French cinema, a passionate cowbell player and a collector of first edition Russian literature.
And you know what? He makes a mean fruit smoothie IPA. If you thought Grimm could handle a scythe, you should see him with the blender!
This one’s got Strawberry and Raspberry Purees, berry-blended through and through. Sure, we get it, you’ve heard a lot about the guy and you’re a little afraid of Grimm. But Don’t Fear the Blender!
Clementine is Clown Shoes Beer’s Belgian style White Ale. Light-bodied and crisp, this is a terrific White Ale with plenty of zest! Hazy in appearance and healthily carbonated, it utilizes Chambly yeast to energetically shape its wheat malt base. Incorporated in the brewing process is Clementine, sweet orange peel, a hint of Coriander, and Summit hops.
Something’s happening, and it involves clown shoes and beer. Clown Shoes? Very long story, but to condense it a group of us submitted the name to the Beer Advocate contest that resulted in The Wrath of Pecant. Our submission didn’t crack the top 5. This burned me up inside. While driving one day the epiphany came: I could make my own Clown Shoes beer. In no way did I expect to create a brand, figuring it would be one batch of beer for fun and then done. But folks are digging the brews and a group of us are having a great time. Clown Shoes has come to mean a lot to me on a lot of levels. Clowns are questionable but the shoes make me laugh. They remind me about humility and to find humor in life. Our mission now is to produce beer without pretension while being free and a little crazy.
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